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50+ Best Medical Pick-Up Lines [Cheesy and Funny]

Medical students and doctors have a reputation for being serious. There are times, however, when this isn’t the case. Humor is actually an essential part of anyone’s life. That’s because humor is one of the best ways to reduce stress. Along with studying, medical school is also a great time to make friends, meet new people, and have fun.

Pick up lines are a very clever way of charming the one you like, without seeming too obvious. Good pick up lines are hard to come by. They must be romantic, funny, and creative.

Here you will find the best medical pick up lines for medical students and doctors. These one-liners are perfect for when you want to make your crush laugh.

List of the Best Medical Pick-Up Lines

Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.

You’re gonna give me high blood sugar by being that sweet.

Did you call for a cardiologist? Because I’m here to fix your broken heart.

Are you an inoperable brain tumour? Because I can’t get you out of my head.

You must be my coronary artery because you are wrapped around my heart.

Are you my mitochondria? because I feel like a powerhouse when I see you.

Are you ventricular depolarization and repolarization? Because you are a QT.

I’ve never felt this glu-close to someone before.

Rosacea is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.

Are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?

Not sure what my creatinine clearance is but I just can’t get you out of my system.

Are you an irregular ECG? Because you make my heart skip a beat.

I wish my name was adenine so I could be paired with U (uracil).

Can you check your blood sugar? Because I would love to know your number.

Are you neurosyphilis? Because you’ve been on my mind all day.

We belong together like the inferior vena cava and the aorta.

Are you the eroding joint cartilage that causes osteoarthritis? Because you got me weak in the knees.

Are you diabetes insipidus? Because when I’m around you, I can’t concentrate (my urine).

Are you gastric ulcer? Because you make my heart-burn for you.

Did you cut my phrenic nerve? Because you took my breath away.

Are you decreased levels of alveolar O2? Because you take my breath away.

Are you an infiltrated IV? Because I’d like to take you out.

If I had to choose between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U (uracil) in it.

Are you an exothermic reaction? Because you spread your hotness everywhere.

I’m going to start calling you rapid response because you damn near stopped my heart.

Do you have back pain? Because it must have hurt when you fell out of heaven.

I think I’ve got the flu. Wanna give me a shot?

My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.

My love for you burns stronger than a urinary tract infection.

You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.

Are you my sinoatrial node? Because you make my heart pump.

You must be a special one. Since my semi-permeable membrane let you through.

Are you a defibrillator? Because you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.

Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you a CPR.

I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

You must be a red blood cell. Because you take the oxygen from my lungs straight to my heart.

You’re under (cardiac) arrest. For stealing my heart.

I must be going through anaerobic respiration because you took my breath away.

You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.

I wish I was Trypanosoma cruzi so I could live inside your heart.

Are you cocaine? Because you make my heart beat faster.

Are you my appendix? Because I’d like to take you out.

ICU (I see you) in my dreams.

Can I be your ophthalmologist? Because I can’t stop looking into your eyes.

Are you a tonsilar herniation? Because I can’t breathe when you’re around.

Are you a syringe? Because you’re ultra-fine.

Are you lateral pterygoid? Because you make my jaw drop.

Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you’re leaving me speechless.

Are you norepinephrine? Because you make my heart race.


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